Let me grab the booty while you eat pizza


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What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite


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I miss you so much. I miss everything about you. I miss your laugh, laying naked together late at night, laughing about things only we find funny. Another 8 days and I’ll have you back. Then a month and you’ll be living here. It’s not that bad of a wait I guess. I mean, we made it this far.

I have screamed until my veins collapsed
I’ve waited as my time’s elapsed
Now, all I do is live with so much hate
I’ve wished for this, I’ve bitched at that
I’ve left behind this little fact:
You cannot kill what you did not create
I’ve gotta say what I’ve gotta say
And then I swear I’ll go away
But I can’t promise you’ll enjoy the noise
I guess I’ll save the best for last
My future seems like one big past
You’re left with me ‘cause you left me no choice.

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Thick thighs are glorious ok.


any man who reblogs this, mmm

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